This folks is Penelope.
Penelope wears this pink hat that one of her awesome besties bought her. Penelope is the girl who falls between caffeine levels, but who's GIVEADAMN says FTHATNOISE. In short, Penelope is me, oh at say age 19. Not a care in the world. No responsibilities. Swears like a sailor and constantly making dirty jokes. She gets nervous at dirty stores and has to hold her friend's hand. She gets loud and obnoxious at any store with hats/jewelry. Her blood diet coke content is over the legal limit and she thinks she can do that cool move where you jump and slide over the hood of a car. She can't. She can however fall out of minivans completely sober. She only laughs a *VERY LITTLE BIT* when her pregnant friend gets stuck in a minivan. Then she helps her out. Also, she likes creamy pasta salad. Below is her boyfriend Cliff, he likes to beatbox on escalators in department stores just before closing time. He is cute and ridiculously smart. Penelope doesn't like people looking at her man.
Cliff meet the people. People: No touchy.