Before the hilarity, I'd like to share a little PSA with you. Bullying is bad mmmmkay. Kids who are bullied in school can't just walk away, because they have to be in class. But adult bullying is very serious. Adult bullies don't realize that their victims can simply get up and WALK AWAY. Obviously adult bullies can't grasp their ineffectiveness and this arrogance is alarming. These people may be reproducing.
I was recently bullied by an adult bully. More than one actually, although one was a behind the scenes schemer. I won't go into details, but there were 5 of us. Three of us quit because of verbal and personal attacks. 5 - 3 = 2 bullies. That's grade school math. Which coincidentally is all adult bullies are capable of.
So now that I'm done with silly bitches, let's get on to the funny.
10 things that lasted longer than Kim Kardashian's marriage. I know, I know, overdone. But it's so fun and I love making fun of silly bitches and she's KIND of their queen.
10. Her last name.
9. seventy THREE days
8. Phineas and Ferb's summer vacation.
7. The list of athletes the Kardashian girls have slept with.
6. Voldemort's nose
5. The amount of time it takes Charlie Sheen to take a hit off a hooker's ass.
4. Lindsay Lohan staying sober.
3. The amount of time a defense against the dark arts professor stays at Hogwart's
2. Licks to get to the center of the tootsie pop.
1. The line of trick or treaters outside Casey Anthony's house